The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve memek long been haunted by the memory of a stay crot in Paris’s Latin crot Quarter where porn I was memek kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should crot offer to perform an porn exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and memek memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or crot sex memek worker.

Now, crot according to this new study crot from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms bokeh what bokep most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the cry of memek ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm crot is being faked. In other memek words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex bokeh as performance art, porn and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for crot bokeh a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional bokep basis, memek they’d explain, memek so they could make porn their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another crot study by two researchers from the crot University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, crot and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order memek to encourage their porn bokeh partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

A new study confirms bokep the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was crot like saying: bokeh ‘I’m bokeh enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education crot comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained memek that her bokeh sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m bokeh concerned, bokeh that’s what porn you should be doing.’

Well, bokeh bokeh only if you want to attract a certain crot kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women bokeh were noisy during sex – based on observation of our bokep nearest primate cousins – was to alert porn nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex memek worker, porn I can understand bokep the memek need bokep to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: bokep the best sex porn may memek just be the crot quietest.



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