The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where bokep I was kept awake memek all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer bokep to perform an exorcism.

When I crot mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or crot sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm bokeh is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, porn and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman bokep is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for memek a fragile bokep male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, bokeh and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

bokep A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from bokep Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned memek out their TVs: bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males bokeh that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: crot the best crot sex may just be the quietest.

Paris

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