The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a bokeh stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in bokep a crot nearby bokeh room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word bokep for bokeh porn caterwauling) to the crot receptionist the next morning, bokeh crot she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman porn an ‘actrice’, bokep or porn sex worker.

Now, porn according to this bokeh new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms memek what most women know and memek all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater porn the chance the orgasm is being bokeh faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, crot and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman bokeh is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts bokep her porn partner and bokeh is not fearing for bokeh a fragile bokeh male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days memek editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion porn of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared bokeh that erotic decibels bokeh were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, memek and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their memek partners crot over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of bokep ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance bokeh the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

crot It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals better.

As a bokep woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling porn drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex bokeh – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should porn take memek heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.

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