I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept memek awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word bokeh bokeh for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the memek next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or memek sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from memek the memek ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women porn know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the bokep greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, bokeh so they could make bokep their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They crot declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, memek memek and crot that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if crot your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after bokeh neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep ‘As far bokeh as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and memek bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may memek just be the quietest.

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