The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been bokeh haunted by the crot memory of a stay crot in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept memek memek awake all night by a woman bokep in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

bokeh When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or crot sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this bokeh bokeh new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes memek scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of porn ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the bokeh orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, crot and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman bokeh is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely bokep memek to gently sigh bokep and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed bokep to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their memek partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners porn and porn ‘manipulation’, crot and bokep that women were prone bokep to what they described as crot ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock bokeh Image

It was like saying: bokeh bokeh memek ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?

memek The only other reason to screech memek like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 porn after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their bokeh TVs: memek ‘As crot far as I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and bokeh crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of bokeh our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should memek take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.



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