The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the crot ‘miaulement’ (the delectable porn French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or bokeh sex worker.

Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all memek makes scientific bokeh sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, crot and bokep sex as genuine bokep intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally bokeh on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, crot and crot that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory porn vocalisation’ in order to encourage their porn partners over the porn finishing line, memek so to speak.

porn A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the crot orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It bokep was like bokep saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education crot comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out memek their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of bokep memek attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy bokep during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins crot – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep bokep I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokep the best crot sex may just be the quietest.

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