The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a crot stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or bokeh sex memek worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread – the bokep louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, crot and memek sex as porn genuine intimacy. And bokeh bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn bokep trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like bokep the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the memek conclusion of another study by two researchers porn from porn the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all bokep about manners bokep and crot ‘manipulation’, memek and bokep that women were prone to memek what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new study bokeh confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain bokep kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

Paris

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