The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in bokeh a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an crot exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her memek eyes and bokep declared the woman an bokep ‘actrice’, memek or bokep sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. porn It confirms what most crot women know and crot all men dread memek – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, crot and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for porn memek a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely porn to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was crot generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy memek for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another porn study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, memek and bokep that women were prone to what they described as porn ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order bokep to encourage their partners bokeh over the finishing line, memek so to speak.

A new study bokep confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm crot is being faked (Stock Image

It memek was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

porn The only other reason to crot screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing. porn

Well, bokep only if memek you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded memek the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation memek of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep bokep keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot I can memek understand porn the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just bokeh be the quietest.



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