The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter crot where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn bokeh she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or crot crot sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this porn new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. porn bokeh It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you memek can’t measure passion in bokeh terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, porn and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely bokeh aroused, memek trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian crot hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly memek confessed to faking orgasms. It crot was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh crot while conserving their bokep bokeh energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by memek two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They memek declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, bokeh crot and porn that women were bokep prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage porn their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked memek (Stock Image

It porn was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

memek The only other reason to screech like a bokeh demented hyena is if bokeh your crot sex porn education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals memek better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in crot 2014 after memek neighbours bokep complained that her bokep sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be crot doing.’

Well, bokep only porn if bokep you want to attract bokep a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the bokeh most likely reason women were memek noisy during sex – bokep based on observation of our porn nearest primate cousins – was memek to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

bokeh If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand bokep the need bokeh bokeh to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should porn take bokep heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.



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