I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the memek ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or bokep sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, porn and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like bokep the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion bokeh of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, memek and porn that women were bokeh prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry porn of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like crot a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind bokeh of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

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